Close to Home by John McPherson for September 13, 2022

hmm and they’re made of human flesh?

That guy is having a “hell” of a time!

Yes who is he kidding he is the smore.

Of course, Hell is filled with s’morons.

Noooo Bleeb! You don’t belong down there!!

That might not be chocolate

The heat alone would do me in…

Sorry buddy this is hell. The graham crackers fall to pieces easily, marshmallows are overheated, and they have super bitter dark dark chocolate

I really doubt he has marshmallows…

I’d call that guy an “eternal” optimist.

Those aren’t Graham crackers… they’re slices of asbestos.

Where you gonna get the chocolate? Wait, don’t tell me. Please.

Bleeb, what are you doing back in heck, especially so soon after your last time there?

… and then it froze over!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

*cough *cough

The bad side? They only have saltine crackers, not graham.

“Always look on the bright side of death. Just before you draw your terminal breath. Life’s a piece of sh!t, when you look at it….”Monty Python

Makes Smores? Gee, that’s so comforting to know. /s

That explains his teeth deteriorating.

You and you’re s’mores…

Well duh, the chocolate and marshmallows are going to melt long before you can get them on the gram crackers.

H3ll hath no graham crackers.

Bleeb, I think you’re wasting your time climbing up there. That line, “Please sir, I want s’more” ain’t gonna work with this dude! :)

The marshmallows stay partially melted so they burn your lips,tongue….all the way down…and out.

How come McPherson only depicts white people in hell?

Why do most of them still need glasses?