Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for September 07, 2022

He could if the church would install recliners.

“For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” – Luke 12:34.

For some guys, church is a great place to snooze.

Hand him a cell phone and he’ll sit still. We sat behind a fellow during a funeral who played with his phone during the entire service. He stood for hymns – when his wife grabbed him by the elbow – but didn’t sing or even glance up from whatever was so fascinating about that bloody phone.

Only an hour?? I gotta find that church. Our preacher put his watch on the pulpit and asked us what it meant.

“Absolutely nothing.”

We had one minister who would give short sermons on Sundays when the Browns played a 1 o’clock game.

Boy, she doesn’t know that many men…