Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2022

Well.. it does what it says on the box.

No, u haul!

So that’s what those trucks are for!

When will there be a company called double you hall?

U turn!

You should see the H-Vac(cuum).

Down South it’s a U-All

All other letters require a special permit.

After carrying that, it may be U Hurl?

They are getting rid of it by taking it to U-tah.

Be careful driving around all the A holes in the road.

oh the irony

It’s all up to U guys. :)

More like a Haul-U

Heard in Texas: “Hi, U-haul”.

U Haul U….

Literally.

I know a guy who recently began having Grape Nuts© cereal with green grapes and praline pecans along with the milk to rectify the lie in the name.