I’ve always thought of stormtroopers having to leave feet first. And what would an ex-stormtrooper do? Maybe, hook up with a beautiful force powered Amazon?
I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
I thought that he’d go for the Darth Vader method of telekinetically throttling underperforming employees. This would probably explain where the Rebels got all of their better officers.
Quiet firing has been going on a long time. Expecting all the hours, unpredictable schedules, no raises, breaks or benefits. Also, being expected to train your new boss.
The accurate term for quiet quitting is working to contract.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Do you have a new laser gun that doesn’t make any noise when you fire it?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Leave your uniform and exit through the back.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
In the meantime, you appear to be continuing with your policy of LOUD FIRINGS.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
“Quiet firing? How will I know if–”
“You realize you aren’t getting a paycheck any more.”
chuckcork1 over 1 year ago
Quiet firings, where he gets a squad to do it to one of their buddies.
Lacks the personal touch that the Orcs still manage to have when finishing off their comrades on the battlefield.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18591558/russian-officers-wounded-soldiers/
FJB Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quiet Firings is what they want. Slackers!
geese28 over 1 year ago
…with a laser setting attached
preacherman over 1 year ago
I’ve always thought of stormtroopers having to leave feet first. And what would an ex-stormtrooper do? Maybe, hook up with a beautiful force powered Amazon?
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
carlzr over 1 year ago
What do you think it means when you hear, “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”?
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s horrible that we’ve reached the point where doing your job is now called “quiet quitting.”
Linda Schweiner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Quiet firing has been going on for decades. They just make your job so miserable that you quit.
blakerl over 1 year ago
Quiet Firings Humm? Nope I like the Noise - Zap Pow! Zap Zap!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“You see, I’ve found a lighter that doesn’t make a [CLICK!] sound…”
Back to Big Mike over 1 year ago
That’s not quiet quitting, that’s doing your job.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
They JUST don’t make stormtroopers like they used to.
bxclent Premium Member over 1 year ago
hey A-hole how many fingers do i have up ? :) time for Johnny Paycheck
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
I didn’t know Storm Troopers were unionized.
andrew.scharnhorst over 1 year ago
“Quiet firings” is already a thing. In Dirk Raider’s case, I should think he’d go for “EXTREMELY LOUD firings” – like from a cannon.
sparklite over 1 year ago
Fire him? The Stormtrooper’s union says you won’t.
jmcenanly over 1 year ago
I thought that he’d go for the Darth Vader method of telekinetically throttling underperforming employees. This would probably explain where the Rebels got all of their better officers.
GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago
As in being fired out of an airlock into space? That should be quiet.
knottytippet over 1 year ago
Quiet firing has been going on a long time. Expecting all the hours, unpredictable schedules, no raises, breaks or benefits. Also, being expected to train your new boss.
The accurate term for quiet quitting is working to contract.