Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2022

Helps to keep the system moving….

GAAAHAAAAAAHH

That hardly qualifies as dessert.

If Newton was a knight. He would have been Sir Newton before Sir Isaac Newton was born.

Undoubtedly, Jubilee sells a lot of cherries and Alamode a lot of pie…

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“See you in hell Sheldon…” The most frightful thing about that is the missing comma! – TBBT

Blanche: Daddy, Don’t you walk so fast!

Waiter: Danke Schoen

Boy will Blanche be disappointed.

Whether the ton is new (metric) or old (Imperial), that would be one big fig.

Communication can dictate how easily things can be figured out. (¬‿¬)

I thought Newton used an apple.