Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 17, 2022

That is actually true for some elderly.

His symptoms sound like side-effects.

Shove a cork where the sun don’t shine and give him a high colonic. That’ll get results.

Don’t worry, they probably make other pills for those things.

Drug commercials sicken me. Pharmaceutical co’s are the biggest drug pushers in America!

Let’s not forget everyone’s favorite potential side effect: Death.

ba dum tss

Or very early Covid!

Or the first verse of" Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleaseant Tasting Green And Purple Pills" by Ray Stevens

Fifty years and nothing’s changed

Ask your Doctor if gullible is right for you.

Sounds like Covid. At least, a lot of that is what I’m experiencing right now. Tested positive this morning.

Yeah, a TV commercial for some new medication you’d see on MeTV.

And we’re not talking Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz!