Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 02, 2022

Eye can’t see witch brand that products is. Can you?

That’s too much of a close up of that witch for my taste.

At Costco you can get the 24 count for the same price.

Wartmart.

Blue eyes cost extra.

Gingrich?

Halloween month.

Great illustration!

She looks prepared to make many batches or lots of different brews: most “recipes” call for only (one) “Eye of Newt”

Don’t forget to pick up canary eyelids and lizard gizzards for the soup.

Funny!

How would an inorganic eye look?

Is she shopping at Witches Joe?

A dozen to a carton in the US. Ten to a carton in Europe. Good to know when budgeting your next potion. Servings per container, portion control and all that.

You need the jumbo size.

donated by the three blind newts.

Witches Who Shop At The Supermarket Be Loco! (They Know The Better Deals Are At The Green Grocer!)

Right eye or left eye? Newt Gingrich is still living so you can’t use one of his eyes.

Check to see if the eyes aren’t broken before purchasing them.

But is it free range