Monty by Jim Meddick for September 10, 2022

“Could you direct me to the self-help section?”

Librarian: “Oh, and you have an overdue book, “Clown Erotica”, you pervert.”

I could use that book when you are done with it.

Ritalin works for me.

Do libraries have self checkouts these days too? My small town library doesn’t but just about every other store does, I usually avoid them

What a boring story arc – a library card.

That sounds like a book that Monty really needs and should use.

must be a great book, too bad it’s not working.

Read between the lines Monty, this could be a romantic gesture bythe librarian, she found your card and now she wants to “Help” you?

Doesn’t take a lot to excite mechanical beings apparently. :)

Found the lost card! Time for a party!

There used to be a book store in a local mall years ago where they had one wall for self-help books. I miss that store.

Further proof that it wasn’t stolen.

Maybe he should see a physician.

Chicago Public Libraries have a self checkout for patrons these days.

That “stern librarian frown” should intimidate even Monty the Unwise.

Left his card on the checkout counter? How distracted and/or airheaded can he be?