Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 07, 2022

You just dug that hole you were already in even deeper.

Snap! Prepare the hide-a-bed now.

She’s a keeper

Honesty is not always the best policy.

He’s a pinhead.

Rookie mistake.

No Regerts

Her biggest regret may have just changed.

They may be headed for a split. This relationship might now be in the gutter.

For all their talk, women never really want honesty, just flattery.

They’ve been married how long, and she still hasn’t learned not to expect sentimental answers from him?

His best come back to save himself would be to laugh and say, “Just kidding sweetie”.

my wife assures me that we’ll be together again in our next lives and i keep telling her that i don’t believe in reincarnation…

I can’t tell my wife mine, as it involves another woman… (Long before I met my wife, though.)