I heard of a case of a woman who had a cactus as a houseplant. She would check the weather in Phoenix and if they reported that it had rained, she’d water it.
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The process engineer says you’ve got twice as much glass as you need.
All about environment, (light, temperature, soil type) and water. And each kind uses water differently. Seasons change so do watering needs. Shorter days, less light, less water use.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
Like the great Gary Larson, “Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger”.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
Darned if you do and darned if you don’t.
Me_ over 1 year ago
Sounds like my wife. :-|
Doug K over 1 year ago
If that’s how houseplants really feel, it’s a good thing they can’t really see or talk.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
It’s a thin line to cross.
Gent over 1 year ago
Oh just feeds him to ninja sloth.
Nuke Road Warrior over 1 year ago
In my case, “OMG I’m going to Nuke’s house, I’LL DIE.”
dflak over 1 year ago
I heard of a case of a woman who had a cactus as a houseplant. She would check the weather in Phoenix and if they reported that it had rained, she’d water it.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
Houseplant philosophy #2: beware of all cats named ‘Garfield.’
mac04416 over 1 year ago
The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The process engineer says you’ve got twice as much glass as you need.
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
If it’s a suck-ulant, you will eventually stop caring.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Or maybe my wife will take you home where you are sure to die. Some people have green thumbs others have toxic thumbs.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
How about I get the mister..will that be sufficient?
thejanith Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, what do you expect from something with the I.Q. of a houseplant?
Thehag over 1 year ago
All about environment, (light, temperature, soil type) and water. And each kind uses water differently. Seasons change so do watering needs. Shorter days, less light, less water use.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
Half empty? Half full?
Barkeep! Fill ’em up!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
We all die,