Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 17, 2023

Don’t forget the Diet Coke when you have a donut, it evens it out

At a dinner in a restaurant my buddy ordered a shrimp cocktail, a steak, baked potato, chocolate cake and a diet coke. The waitress repeated it back, “Let’s see, that’s shrimp cocktail, steak, baked potato, chocolate cake AND A DIET COKE!”

We shared an apartment for a while. His morning coffee was a diet coke.

He eats cracked corn, then he don’t care.

Well, I just blew that strategy out of the water for today. My breakfast consisted of coffee (3 sugars) and a giant cinnamon roll.

Breakfast whiskey. It’s a thing.

And a few god-awful snacks…

Chicken feed? Nom, nom, nom, NOT! Where is my croissant??? :)

Don’t think that is what is meant by a ‘Balanced’ diet

The problem is that if I try to eat something that’s healthy, it might be able to fight back.