In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 20, 2022

Gee ya think.

He’s just trying to get the infield to move in too close.

Those are some seriously messed up hands.

He’s not very secretive about it though.

perhaps he wants cake

Coaches are sneaky that way….

Pfffft, everyone knows bunting is dumb by now.

Ah clayface moved in from crime to baseball I see

Subtle

Mr Fantastic’s side gig between fighting evil with the Fanastic Four. Or if you are an DC fan, Plastic mans side gig.

No fair stealing their signs.

Or, he could be placing a cake order for after the game…

Now if they had cheerleaders: “Give me a ‘B’! Give me a ‘U’!…”

Never would’ve guessed.

I smell a red herring….and it’s a hot sunny day…P U

Rather long and badly deformed and flexible arms here