Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2022

But it shouldn’t affect your ability to use the force, and I’m pretty sure you’ve done that in the movies even though the storm troopers can’t.

That’s not the adroit you’re looking for.

He’ll have to start using the schwartz (Space Balls reference).

He’ll have to find a new career. Maybe as an advice columnist?

Darth Write Us.

Time for a tune-up. That’s his artificial hand…

It happens to all the Darths.

It’s part of the cost of going to the Dark side.

I wonder if there’s a MediSith for that…

OUCH! The pun, not the complaint.

Well done, Dan!

Quit whining and download DarthOs V 12. It fixes all that and takes the rasp out of your voice