Jeff Danziger for July 28, 2022

Monopoly on steroids?

I think he bought a bunch of that new “Amontillado” crypto-currency.

Superman’s dog is named Krypto. He isn’t real either.

Instead of a cask of Amontillado, 12 bottles…

How Poe-etic…

Capuchin Crypt?

They say don’t gamble more than you can afford to lose. It seems like some crybabies did anyway. Too bad.

“Well”, says one of the guys, “You’ve been wanting to meet the other investors, right? Just look around you!”

So??

Love the news stories of those who have lost thousands through bad timing or scams and want to do where the police and other government entities are to save them.

If wishes were crypto then…

Conjugate crypto: Was a scam, is a scam, will be a scam.

They can invest all the money they didn’t earn in NFTs.

I’m okay. Put my dough in russian government bonds.

Tulip Bulbs for sale, get them here. Guaranteed profits and complete safety.

Oh, thought it was a cartoon on the Burmese executions of democracy activists, not about dopes throwing away their children’s inheritance.

I do love the image of the investor being sent quite literally down the tube.

When they tell you it is a “bare-bones operation,” be concerned, be very concerned…

We can use leaves for currency once we regulate the trees.

When crypto was new, I read a book that told me why I should buy. The more I read, the less I understood. No sale.

“It’s the itsy, bitsy, teeny weenie, yellow coins with little value”>>>>

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