Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 13, 2022

Mullets are just enormous nests for lice… how do people therewith manage to keep their heads louse-free? Sure they shampoo and condition, but that’s a lot of money for buying a bottle week after week.

There’s no love like brotherly love…

Honestly though

Which is worse, peanut butter or mayonnaise?

OH Kyle you scamp with excellent taste in music.

Kyle: “And then you have to deal with the squirrels. They store your lice and bring them back when you think you’re all done with them.”

My little brother did get bigger than me.

Isn’t there special shampoo to get rid of it?

Well at least he’s realizing it’s possible Impending Doom

we know where ground zero is

Bugs breathe through their skeletons and they can survive water but not fat. Crisco in your hair and on your scalp, lots of it and wrapped up in plastic wrap is the best and poison-free way to kill lice.

When we got them, we shaved our heads and mom scrubbed us down with lye soap. I never wore anyone’s hat ever again. I don’t even try them on at the store.

Does this mean there’s a chance of seeing Kyle’s eyes?

If Kevin ever grows taller and bigger than Kyle when he gets older, then it’s almost a guarantee that he will kick Kyle’s butt six ways to Sunday, as Kyle himself alluded to in the last panel with a smile on his face.

Kyle with a bald head? That oughta be a sight to see. Might actually see his eyes. Which would be pretty trippy…

I like how crunchy peanut butter is the thing that upsets him the most.