Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 28, 2022

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    Now what happens if you drink unicorn-tear flavored milk?

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    Averagemoe  almost 2 years ago

    But did it leave behind all the contaminants from having touched the table? And by extension, the tears?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Um… is there anything unicorn tears cannot do?

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    mccollunsky  almost 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t drink that

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 2 years ago

    The whole strip made around the “No use crying…” proverb? ’K.

    Glad they didn’t go with “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”. Someone might have gotten hurt. ;-)

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    Yngvar Følling  almost 2 years ago

    How about making lighting strike twice in the same spot?

    A moss protecting spell on a rolling stone?

    Putting Humpty Dumpty (i.e. a fallen egg) together again?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Funny! This milk tastes salty.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Wow! Handy!

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    weshorse  almost 2 years ago

    Well I for one do NOT like milk or any dairy products so I certainly never cried over it.

    As for drinking unicorn tears I can see numerous magical possibilities.

    They could cure cancer or other illnesses that nothing normal in modern medicine can touch.

    they would make your mind awaken and sharpen your senses and if you were magical in any way they would restore your MP.

    Or if you were not magical then maybe you could learn a magic trick.

    in all my reading of the books, this is the saddest crying scene where Marigold looks like it really hurts so Kudos 2 Dana 4 dat!

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    SophieTRat-Skunk   almost 2 years ago

    I’m sure Fawkes the phoenix would agree…

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    Wichita1.0  almost 2 years ago

    However, a bit salty now.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Such a powerful magic and life lesson.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    Is there a unicorn named Argentina, and if so, what do its tears do?

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    Decepticomic  almost 2 years ago

    No one who matters: “There’s no use crying over spilled milk.”

    Marigold: “Hold my unicorn beer.”

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    rpmurray  almost 2 years ago

    Time to pick up a 12 pack of Unicorn Tears Pure Sparkling Water from Mad Tasty.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  almost 2 years ago

    I was making juice today when I noticed the little nozzle on the side of the container was left open. Bright red juice was EVERYWHERE! I sure could’ve used a unicorn to clean up that mess.

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    Marvelous Michael   almost 2 years ago

    “no sens crying over spilled milk” marigold:crys Milk:fixed

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, yeah, I hear you, science nerds. Even magic can’t reverse the flow of entropy, right? Well, what Marigold isn’t saying is that it only works with spilled milk, and somewhere in the world twice as much liquid is being spilled.

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  3 months ago

    I stand firm in saying that the second panel is the most visually cursed thing to come out of PaHU, and I’m going down with this ship.

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