Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 06, 2022

Sweat, excitement and a hint of remorse.

grin

mine would be issued from some unpleasant place – too bad for you

Just wait till the new car owner passes wind…

Oh oh, smells like lemon.

Clammy, halitosis laden, shoulda’ worn fresh socks, with salami on the breath. That’s the loan officer at the bank. Me? Irish Spring with a whiff of Glenfiddich.

They keep you in their clutches for4 hours then when you want to just leave they can’t find your trade-in.

‘Reflexive’ punch in the nose and then “Oh sorry. I just love that new car salesman bloody nose look.”

Smells like, cash.

Step away from buyer….

That’s kinky.

You’re smelling the money

Sort of like that Brut classic scent.

Creepy guy. Probably got that squares game with payments, trade in value and space time warp on that clipboard.

Creepy!!