Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 04, 2022

Who really IS the feather brain, Bucky?!

Quick where’s the laser pen!

A feather would be a difficult thing to “whip” around, unless you were on the moon.

The existence of a detached feather does not imply the demise of the bird whence it came. Apart from that, perfectly good dog logic.

Bucky acting like a normal average house cat playing with a feather toy? Who’d a thunk it

Go on Satch, help him train – buy him the ticket.

Sometimes Satchel is his own worst enemy.

Pinkish needs some brighter pets

Yank it up and down in front of the open closet, Satch … just be quick with the door …!

(is “Satch” and “quick” too oxymoronic?)

Guess Steve has moved on. Bucky’s brain is scrambled eggs.

Well a don’t you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A well a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word

Sigh you aren’t any brighter than Satchel Bucky…