Herman by Jim Unger for August 14, 2022

Three strikes in one sentence

“You can start immediately.”

My company successfully staved off unions for many years, sometimes with difficulty. All the major unions tried and failed to get in. Our Human Resources (HR) Manager told me that one person she interviewed had listed on his resume, “Union Organizer.” Talk about clueless! Or brazen!

what time is lunch??

Or the old “in six months it’ll go up to 35k” “okay, I’ll start in six months”

Janitors’ assistant? Couldn’t be management at that pay.

Just like his kids.

$28K? Hadda be 40 years ago. Today a guy would laugh then ask, “Is that just for weekends?” and walk.

One time I had $28,001.

Telling the boss you wanna join a union during an interview isn’t a good idea. They generally give raises based on how productive you are.

OY!

“Thanks, that’ll give me time to update my resume”

Thanks dad….mom will be so happy.

My kind of guy less strike

Must be going on Social Security.

Commenters: Jim Unger has not walked the earth in decades.

$13.50 and hour better off working at fast food they pay more. 28k to start would have been good in 1986

I get almost that much in SS.