Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 23, 2022

Lousy “trade agreement”.

Only “a bone?!!” Marm’s “usual” payment is at least a Porterhouse steak – And it better be a Prime “cut!!”

/SHMIRK/

The cops offered him a steak to go undercover.

One bone is nowhere near enough, especially a bone that small.

The crook is a bone head.

You might could have pulled it off. If the bone had some meat on it.

He did let you take something. You’re taking the rap…

Good Job Marm !

Looks like Marm made no bones about you’re being bad to the bone.

I thought that burglars liked to case the joint before they rob the place.

Never underestimate a Great Dane, especially Marm!

You’re lucky he didn’t bite the seat of your trousers out! Way to go ’Duke!!

Let’s see…attempted robbery, attempted bribery…looks like you’re in for some hard time, fella!

Marmaduke…hero of the day!

I don’t remember agreeing to that.

Now his owners can’t say he isn’t a good watch dog

I don’t want to live in that neighborhood. They have had way too many burglars over the years. ;-)

He is not stupid, but he knows right is right and wrong is wrong.

Nope, not in my house. No way.

There was a German Sheppard guard dog at the garage that my dad worked at. Friendliest dog you ever met. It had no problem letting anyone onto the property. Good luck trying to leave unless the owner was there to tell the dog it was OK to let them go.

Officers add bribery to the charges of breaking and entering and attempted burglary.

And with a knick knack patty wack give a dog a bone

I find it amazing, that someone would break into a house where the family has a dog large enough, to look him in the eye.