Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 14, 2022

You couldn’t handle the real thing, Ziggy. Deal with it.

Talking to the cloud will not help your case, Ziggy!

You just keep soldiering on, Zig.

Life is the real thing. On the job means you learn as you do.

Life is pretty much all on-the-job training. Training is life. Life is training. [If you’ve “trained” right (?), there is another life to come (and that’s the real real thing.]

As soon as you get yourself a Coke because it’s the real thing.

Until you start wearing pants, you are not likely to get a job.

Not going to happen.

Bringing smiles to people’s faces for over 50 years — not too shabby Zigster.

oh keep your pants on

Life is what happens when you’re training for other things. (Sorry John Lennon)

Be careful what you ask for.

It was on the job training right up to retirement.