Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 20, 2022

One time I had four meals. One time I was two years old.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Considering there is only ONE city of 17,000 and total territory population of less than 45,000… How many drive?

There’s a Rolls Royce in west London… registration plate PEN 15…

It’s not just NWT in Canada with the polar bear plates. Nanavut also uses plates with that shape.

Saratoga county. They should be shaped like money bags with dollar signs on them to indicate how much taxes we pay in NY

Rhubarb is toxic to horses also.

55 years in Syracuse-The plates should be shaped like a snowflake. Thank God I’m living in the free state of Florida.

Nellie the horse: “Hi Sparky, would you like an avocado?”Sparky: “Those things are the pits.. lol… ha ha.. get it? ‘the pits,’ and they have a big pit.. lmao .. har! .. hey, put that down.. HAY.. that’s more like it.. I love hay..”

Take care, may relentless but failed comedian Sally “Do I Have To Explain Every Joke” Boredord be with you and gesundheit.

Tuco brought up shooting, which reminded me of this joke I read yesterday.

Communist party gathers, main speaker is Stalin. Someone sneezes.

Stalin: Comrades, who sneezed?

Silence.

Stalin: I ask again, comrades, who sneezed?

Silence intensifies.

Stalin: Guards! Shoot down the first row!

Guards spray the first row with bullets.

Stalin: Comrades, I ask AGAIN, who sneezed?

Dead silence.

Stalin: Guards! Shoot down the second row!

Guards do the bloody job.

Stalin: I ask for the last dam*d time, comrades, WHO SNEEZED?!

From the last row a trembling, sweaty man rises.

Man – T’was me.

Stalin: Bless you.

Until next time.

And Gila Monsters are lousy tippers besides

I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA

For my black jeep.

Steve, you of course know that the definition of “Upstate” depends heavily on where you hail from in NYS!

Fall is the most beautiful time in Florida, really.

All the license plates start changing colors.

Until next time.

Ban avocadoes and derivatives from horse tracks.

The plates are merely warnings of approaching hungry polar bears. Only fair to humans, who are slow prey.

Um, Gila monsters are black and red, not green. :-(

Illinois is considering a new license plate which is shaped like the dollar sign ($) …

Now watch some kid go out and feed avocados to a horse to see if it’s true…

If Washington (the state, not the District of Columbia) had an animal-shaped license plate, I think it’d be the geoduck.

Avocados are also toxic to parrots.

Aren’t avocados toxic to humans? I like to think so, anyway. Yuck.

Been watching the old Red Green show, and I was wondering about those bear shaped license plates on some of the walls.

Guac will make horses croak? Amazing. ;-p