Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 06, 2022

Don’t you hate business parks with blocks of look alike evil empire headquarters?

So Leo doesn’t like burgers? Is that it? :D

The Gizzard of Id it will be then!

Why does Gary put up with this employees antics?

It’s a way for Buford to show us just how far Gary has fallen from his one-time position as a prince of darkness.

Man up Vampire Boy……

If it’s a Shake Shack, I’m with Gary. :)

Gary needs to explain this in a way that is much more appealing. An area that slatted as commercial will attract more people. More people means more BODIES. And bodies filled with yummy greasy foods is just SAUCE on top of the MEAL!

You’ve gone too far, Leopold. :)

“What We Do In the Drive-Thru”

Might as well settle in, Leopold. It’s nearly impossible to reason with evil empires, and milquetoast zombiefied suburbanites.

He is afraid Leopold will nail his coffin shut and mail him to Alaska for the summer!

Come on Leopold. People dining out, walking out of there with eyes glazed over, not paying attention to who is lying in wait; it’s a no-brainer.

Five-Guys?

‘bout time to backhand that sassy little homunculus through the wall, Gary…

Lessee. Evil Empire or Burger Place? Each has its plusses and its negatives.

But I’d go with Gary and the Burger Place….