Joke’s on Bear-God. In panel 5, God gets confused and calls on himself by saying, “Dear God, help me!” Deer-God shows up thinking that he’s been summoned and starts biting at Bear-God. Meanwhile, Jesus looks on and flips through his Holydex looking for the number of the nearest assisted living facility.
The man should call on Herne the Hunted, “God of all small furry creatures whose destiny it is to end life with a brief, crunchy squeak.” At the very least, the bear might be up for some convenience food.
GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago
You don’t have to be an atheist to not be offended by this.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
I get the feeling I should keep an eye out for Gazpacho God.
Gent over 1 year ago
Ha! Giant Bear God is the most powerful one true God!
Dr. Quatermass over 1 year ago
Joke’s on Bear-God. In panel 5, God gets confused and calls on himself by saying, “Dear God, help me!” Deer-God shows up thinking that he’s been summoned and starts biting at Bear-God. Meanwhile, Jesus looks on and flips through his Holydex looking for the number of the nearest assisted living facility.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
The man should call on Herne the Hunted, “God of all small furry creatures whose destiny it is to end life with a brief, crunchy squeak.” At the very least, the bear might be up for some convenience food.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
In ancient times, this is how people saw war: as a way to determine whose god was more powerful. If you lost, it meant your god was weak.