Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 26, 2023

I stay up reading Gocomics and sleep in school.

my life story

It’s one of those things in life.

I don’t understand a friend of mine. He’s been retired for 10 years and still wakes up to his alarm! Now that’s self abuse.

It never fails.

And it seems my alarm goes off just when my most vivid dreams are in progress.

I sleep best after the alarm goes off, realize its Saturday, I forgot to turn it off the night before and I don’t need to get up until 6.

she obviously don’t get any beauty sleep

There are two kinds of people that sleep well at night: those with a clear conscience and those with no conscience at all.

Drunks never sleep well.

I’m retired and my alarm still goes off daily.

It feels GREAT to smack the snooze button as many times as I want.

I feel for you, Auntie. I no longer set an alarm unless I’m going to the family cabin in the summer.

Waking up regularly between 2-4am might indicate adrenal stress.

…I feel attacked.

4 am….haven’t had to get up at 4 am in 20 yrs…..now 4 am…I’m wide eyed laying there

Sounds like she wants Dos Equis.