Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2022

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Dude, dude five second rule. Scrape as much of it that you can.

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    kingdiamond69  almost 2 years ago

    Now that is just too punny!

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    whahoppened  almost 2 years ago

    Call in the dog.

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    Qiset  almost 2 years ago

    So his Hot Tuna cd fell and also his cheese sandwich.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why do sandwiches always land sticky side down?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    “Floyd, it’s okay. I’ll get a spatula.”

    “You can just follow the 5 minute rule. It’s still good.”

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Time for some ‘cool beans’.

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    namleht  almost 2 years ago

    hot tuna….hee hee hee

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Floyd floundered while cleaning up the mess.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    this is not a gouda one

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    nuke it one more time to heat up the extra ingredients from off the floor…

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    norphos  almost 2 years ago

    Crafting a good pun takes work, but this one works.

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