Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 25, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    Just not much of a dating site since you can’t find one that wants you

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    trust me – they read it like that automatically without interference

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    It could become a special endearing way of greeting each other (and saying “I love you.”). He says, “Hey Loser.” She responds, “Hey Loser.”

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    I would have gone with “HEY LOAFER”.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    I use auto suggest, not autocorrect.

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    Baucuva  almost 2 years ago

    My wife sent me a text once and ended it with I love you. It corrected to I live you. So, naturally, I sent back I live you too!

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    EmmettWayne  almost 2 years ago

    She rejected him because of his bad typing skills. V is nowhere near S on the keypad.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Gives whole new meaning to “Man of letters.”

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Guys like that don’t take no for an answer.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    A real auto-correct fail.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    I miss DYAC. They had entries like this a lot.

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