One time I was seven months old.
Because it don’t fit anymore.
Dump some grape juice on her to change the color.
The nerve
I’ve been wearing this suit for over two and a half years. Don’t know what her problem is.
♪She may be weary. Women do get weary, wearing the same shabby dress. And when she’s weary, try a little tenderness♪
Don’t buy her one and the next thing she’ll want is a divorce.
Why rush things?
(Although my beloved was well into maternity clothes by then. With a babe like his, how has he not…..?)
I like her in this dress. It’s so great.
Every day has been just like the day we got married.
Variation on an old joke:
Every day, my wife keeps asking me for hundred dollar bills.
What does she do with all that money?
I don’t know. I never give her any.
The usual exchange rate – she gets a new dress, he gets a new tie.
I wanted to buy a tuxedo, but she said I had to rent one. I’ve needed a tux 4 more times but she only wore that dress once.
Selfish.
That’s gratitude for ya
No she said ADdress.
That gal had no dresses?
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jasonsnakelover almost 2 years ago
One time I was seven months old.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Because it don’t fit anymore.
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Dump some grape juice on her to change the color.
C almost 2 years ago
The nerve
allen@home almost 2 years ago
I’ve been wearing this suit for over two and a half years. Don’t know what her problem is.
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
♪She may be weary. Women do get weary, wearing the same shabby dress. And when she’s weary, try a little tenderness♪
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t buy her one and the next thing she’ll want is a divorce.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
Why rush things?
(Although my beloved was well into maternity clothes by then. With a babe like his, how has he not…..?)
Doug K almost 2 years ago
I like her in this dress. It’s so great.
Every day has been just like the day we got married.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Variation on an old joke:
Every day, my wife keeps asking me for hundred dollar bills.
What does she do with all that money?
I don’t know. I never give her any.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
The usual exchange rate – she gets a new dress, he gets a new tie.
petermerck almost 2 years ago
I wanted to buy a tuxedo, but she said I had to rent one. I’ve needed a tux 4 more times but she only wore that dress once.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Selfish.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
That’s gratitude for ya
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
No she said ADdress.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
That gal had no dresses?