Close to Home by John McPherson for June 15, 2022

They say crab(s) are painful

He sure has a funny way of showing how scared he is.

But he is also hungrier.

I’m Afraid you’re mistaken lady.

stop being such a crab Frank!

Really? How can you tell, Martha?

Could you please let him know that?

Ebirah?!

For her sake, hope he is insured.

I think he’s more hungry than afraid

Happy National Lobster Day.

No. He’s not. Just stay back and let me die in pieces.

It doesn’t look so here!

Bleeb better watch out or he’ll be the appetizer.

I just wanna know how she knew the giant crab was named Frank.

Quick, Bleeb, swim away while Baby Ebirah is distracted!

Frank will keep that in mind, meanwhile, maybe we should call 911…..

What did I say about aquariums yesterday? No way I’d get in that water. Besides all the obvious dangers, it looks unusually green… and we all know what fish do in there!

Reminds me of a movie that terrified me as a kid; Attack of the Crab Monsters.

Doubt it……

Gi guess he’ll be frank with the crab.

Swim hard, Bleeb. Stay on that wave and ride it to safety.

“Let’s go surfin’ now, Everybody’s learnin’ how.” “Cowbunga, Bleeb.”

That’s easy for you to say.

I think Frank chose the wrong day to wear his lobster bib to the beach. Hang ten, Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Frank will soon be crab sauce.

FRANKENCRAB

The only thing that giant crustacean is afraid of is losing frank as his lunch.

That lobster is big enough that it will need to eat more than one human. You women better………RUN!

You wanna bet!

Is that crab a double Cancer?

No. He isn’t.

♪Ride, ride, ride the wild surf♪