Close to Home by John McPherson for May 31, 2022

He should be a little more careful if he is going to attempt manscaping.

takes a lotta grit to use that for shaving!

So is he growing Moss

Maybe this would work better if we could actually see the sander outside the “reflection”. All we see is a bit of gray that does not really stick out, so it looks more like a Zoom meeting with another puppet than a reflection in a mirror.

It’s what we do to digital pictures now; fantasy overlays.

He’ll soon learn his nose isn’t the only thing that grows bigger….

Geppetto thought it was time for Pinocchio to become a man….but WOOD he?

The amount of sweeping poor gepetto must do….

I once had an electric razor like that!

I smell sump’n burnin’…!

Is that a Norelco sander? He should get a triple head.

I recommend the Sisters Grimm book series by Michael Buckley if you like that sort of thing. You will get a whole new view of Pinocchio.

I wonder what he does for spots?

His “reflection” is much taller than him. Two Pinocchio at work here

Going out on a hot date with Willow?

He also has to polish his wood

Hiya Bleeb!!!!! Don’t stand too close. You’ll become part of a splinter group!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Wasn’t he a real boy by the?