What is the fastest thing in an Orderly Universe?
Three scientists were discussing what was the fastest thing in the universe.
“Light! Light is the fastest thing in the Universe. You turn the light switch and light comes instantly!”, said the first one.
“No, you are wrong”, said the second one. “Thought is fastest. You think and it’s there, in your mind, right away!”
The third one laughed hard: “Are you nuts? Diarrhea is the fastest thing in the Universe!”
The other two couldn’t believe what they’ve just heard: “Diarrhea???”, they both said at the same time.
“Absolutely, diarrhea! When it hits you, you don’t even have time to think or turn the lights on!”
Or a visit to IKEA. Not purchasing any IKEA products, mind, the magic doesn’t work outside the store.
“Across the Universe” The Beatles/ John Lennon
My library is only about 500 books or so
It is probably about half sience fiction so it is somewhat out of this world
Unlike my kitchen.
Nicely done — artwork and sentiment!
March 04, 2016
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
What is the fastest thing in an Orderly Universe?
Three scientists were discussing what was the fastest thing in the universe.
“Light! Light is the fastest thing in the Universe. You turn the light switch and light comes instantly!”, said the first one.
“No, you are wrong”, said the second one. “Thought is fastest. You think and it’s there, in your mind, right away!”
The third one laughed hard: “Are you nuts? Diarrhea is the fastest thing in the Universe!”
The other two couldn’t believe what they’ve just heard: “Diarrhea???”, they both said at the same time.
“Absolutely, diarrhea! When it hits you, you don’t even have time to think or turn the lights on!”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 months ago
Or a visit to IKEA. Not purchasing any IKEA products, mind, the magic doesn’t work outside the store.
VT8/VF84 about 2 months ago
“Across the Universe” The Beatles/ John Lennon
Doctor Toon about 2 months ago
My library is only about 500 books or so
It is probably about half sience fiction so it is somewhat out of this world
Olddog1 about 2 months ago
Unlike my kitchen.
931st UAP Recon-Chase Squadron • Bat Guano Abides! about 2 months ago
Nicely done — artwork and sentiment!