But still, as everyone has pointed out, how does heeeee not hit the batter without being able to see? Of course, how does Coach pay attention with his hat pulled over his eyes?
In all reality , the entire Milford takes the field wearing helmets in a show of solidarity with Gregg .Not to be outdone, Oakwood presents Gregg with a seeing eye dog .
P4: Oakwood coach: “We’re the home team but we just batted first. No one is paying attention!”
Or
P4: Oakwood coach: “Time Out!”
P5: Walks to the mound with a wheelbarrow full of MyPillows and starts taping them to Greggg Hammm’s torso: “Son, have you ever heard of MyPillow? They offer up the best protection to blind pitchers.”
“Everyone pay attention!” He says to just the one guy standing next to him. But pay attention to what? Is he suspecting it’s some nefarious plot to cheat his team? He does know this is Gillll’s team, right? There definitely is no masterful plan/strategy you have to worry about coming from Gillll. And speaking of masterful, today’s Mopped Up Thorp may not be masterful, but it’s more masterfulish than the real strip.
Klubble almost 2 years ago
P2: Marty throws away the bottle as he thinks it will be pink elephants next. Well, puts away the bottle for half an inning, anyway.
Klubble almost 2 years ago
But still, as everyone has pointed out, how does heeeee not hit the batter without being able to see? Of course, how does Coach pay attention with his hat pulled over his eyes?
jalthomas almost 2 years ago
Now coaching at Oakwood….Big Ken Brown!
Charks almost 2 years ago
That Oakwood coach looks like a third world dictator. With how low his cap is pulled, can HE see? Duren into his windup …
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
Kudos to the colorist’s opposing team uniform color consistency
Mr Reality almost 2 years ago
In all reality , the entire Milford takes the field wearing helmets in a show of solidarity with Gregg .Not to be outdone, Oakwood presents Gregg with a seeing eye dog .
That kid with Marfan almost 2 years ago
P4: Oakwood coach: “We’re the home team but we just batted first. No one is paying attention!”
Or
P4: Oakwood coach: “Time Out!”
P5: Walks to the mound with a wheelbarrow full of MyPillows and starts taping them to Greggg Hammm’s torso: “Son, have you ever heard of MyPillow? They offer up the best protection to blind pitchers.”
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
Look for short bunts towards the pitcher’s mound.
bearwku82 almost 2 years ago
P3- Same porn stache, new Oakwood Coach. Tod Andrews retired after always losing to his mentor and was replaced by Clu Haywood.
The Pro from Dover almost 2 years ago
The pitcher wearing a mask and helmet is the future of baseball. So get used to it.
chiphilton almost 2 years ago
That Oakwood player is an alien with fingers eight inches long. Terrifying.
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
P 4: “…especially when you are batting….there’s no way that kid can see the plate with all that crap on his head…”
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
Finally!…an opposing coach is gonna’ figure out that Gil is puttin’ a blind kid on the bump
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
I see a no hitter coming up.
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
Rig the thing with a voice modifier to make it sound like Darth Vader… go for the psychological advantage.
dadjo almost 2 years ago
Kudos to Mike Ditka for his special guest appearance in P3 as the coach of . . . ’da Oakwoods.
markwillman4 almost 2 years ago
They’re advertising that he can’t see. Can’t he get a new pair of glasses?
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
P 4: “…he might try and come over to our dugout after the 3rd out…”
Mopman almost 2 years ago
“Everyone pay attention!” He says to just the one guy standing next to him. But pay attention to what? Is he suspecting it’s some nefarious plot to cheat his team? He does know this is Gillll’s team, right? There definitely is no masterful plan/strategy you have to worry about coming from Gillll. And speaking of masterful, today’s Mopped Up Thorp may not be masterful, but it’s more masterfulish than the real strip.
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