Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 02, 2022

Aw. He didn’t leave his grin behind.

“Liftoff, we have a liftoff…”

This reminds me about a story told by Swedish stand-up comedians long before that term was brought over from the US – Two illiterate neighbours (only 10 miles apart) are out walking in the mountains close to the space center (we do have one – small but still…) when they find cans looking just like beer cans, but containing rocket fuel… They drink happily and the go separate ways to their homes and sleep. The next morning one calls the other and asks “-Have you been to the bathroom yet? -No. -Don’t go!!! -Why not? -I did, and I am calling from Tokyo….”

Would you like a little coffee with your caffeine?

Houston we have a problem ….

Zen what happened??

Well, coffee is made from beans, and beans. . .

It’s more powerful than Hammy’s energy drink.

Looks like it gave him gas. Be careful Verne, gas shells were banned in 1925.

I’d find it difficult to be Zen if I were that wired…

Coffee farts?

I’m anxious enough without that stimulant. Plus, coffee tastes bad.

I’ve never liked coffee, which is kinda weird, since Iceland used to hold the world record for most coffee consumed per person. We’re currently in third place.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/coffee-consumption-by-country

What, no Rocket Raccoon quips?

Ordering online soon as this hits the site!!

I get the rocket part. What’s the Zen part?