Jeff Danziger for May 17, 2022

I’m QUITE sure that McDonald is pulling out 100% on the basis of inadequate return on investment… well, maybe their estimate of that for the future.

I remember when the first McD’s opened in our area, and the burgers were 15 cents, and big!!! Menu was small; burgers, fries, and soft drinks or shakes!!

Is not beef patty, is potato.

The only item on the menu? Is potato.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf6pekk5CqU

Well, now some Russians will be improving themselves with a healthier diet.

How do we get them to leave this area?

Vodka Shakes?? Vladdy McPutin!! LOL!!

It took McD’s long enough to pull out.

”At McPutin’s, We Do It All For You.”

Hold the pickled beets and cabbage

Special Orders we can manage.

(Oligarchs took cheese to go with their soufflés.)

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With each order you get vodka

To blunt the taste of cockroach ca-ca

“Moscow Stray Dogs” on the special menu today.

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Ukraine wheat that we did hijack

Soon will provide scrumptious hard tack

Fortified with crematory ashes and clay.

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Don’t complain, Be Patriotic!

Hero Vlad just pulled a hat trick:

Bombed three children’s schools in a row today!

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Lest enthusiasm lag

Contemplate long years in a gulag

“Special Military Action” is the phrase to say.

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Solzhenitsyn’s “Archipelago”

Was and is no lie, as you will know

If you end there working your way.

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Have a good day, and see you soon

When Ukraine’s a complete ruin

And NATO allies lose focus and apart fray.

McDonald’s is to food as Republican Party is to government.

have you checked out a Milk Bone lately?

What will the former con-guy-in-charge eat when he visits his bosom buddy?

LOL,gasp,I snorted my coffee…..

Wait Wait…. is that Russian army officer going to use a Garrote on that poor cow?

Try our delicious polonium tea! It leaves you with that certain glow!

McDonald’s leaves Russia for good after 30 years there because of war in Ukraine The hamburger and fast food chain, McDonalds, is ceasing operations in Russia after 30 years of activity in the country. Now begins a process of sale of restaurants, consisting of 850 locations, according to a statement from the restaurant chain.

McVlads motto, “There are no dead soldiers in hamburger meat”.

Where will traitor Trump find a hamburder in Moscow now?

Love the look on the cow’s face. She knows what’s coming.

“Is potato with that?”

Recently re-read “Huck Finn” for the umpteenth (that’s a technical term) time. At one point, comparing meals, Huck raved about the real thing as opposed to “a hunk of your old cold cannibal.” Not sure why both McDonald’s and Putin reminded me of that……

Is potato.

Nyet big Mac for you

Why go to McDonald’s when you can have a Whataburger?

I am getting huge celebration potato.