Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 24, 2022

He could also get “stranded” out in the boonies.

He can hairly resist the offer

Comes with free hair conditioning.

If you don’t wear a hat, your hair can get sore!

Is this a recycled drawing with a new caption? Looks familiar … no, I think I was thinking of the one from June 11, 2022. They’re similar, though.

Is that Guy Fieri?

The previously unreleased last line of the Lennon song “Imagine”

“We call it the Boris Johnson special”…

You can get a similar effect by riding a bike without a helmet on.

Bug guts are a good, natural substitute for gel.

Straight talk from the salesman :)

Bet you $5 you can’t find a car lot that looks like that these days.

Except his hair goes back; having spent years driving with the top down, I can assure you that your hair blows forward, into your face (luckily, mine was – and is – long enough for a ponytail).

True, you won’t need hair gel when your rug flies off.