Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 21, 2022

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Many years ago I read a science-fiction story in which humans landed on a planet where everybody got along with each other. Turned out that they were able to get by with only 2 laws: “Don’t give offense” and “Don’t take offense too easily”. (I suspect they may have had quite extensive commentary on those commandments, but it was only a short story, and they didn’t get into all of that.)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Back when I was a history major, I was privileged to see a draft copy of the 10 Commandments, with pencilled notations in God’s own handwriting in the margins. Seems the Big Guy was undecided until the very last moment whether to go with “Thou shalt treat women and dark-skinned people as equals.” but finally decided to devote that particular slot to the vexatious and insidious problem of graven images.

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    Ratkin  almost 2 years ago

    So much for honoring thy mother and thy father

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    Wirepuncher   almost 2 years ago

    The unwritten commandment seems to be “Do unto others and then bug out”.

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    Casey Jones  almost 2 years ago

    Ahhhh. Puritans.

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    InTraining  almost 2 years ago

    and no allowance…?

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Did you enjoy that? Yeah, well, you can’t do that anymore.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    My parents said it much more simply. “No! Just No!”

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If 10 is too many, become an Evangelical supporting Trump. They’ve tossed out the ninth commandment.

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    schaefer jim  almost 2 years ago

    My dad’s commandment was I am going up town for a beer!

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