He’d prefer to squeeze some chicks himself.
There’s a squished turkey out in the road.
Or put a pleat in some meat.
Do you get pressed duck with an iron? I’ve heard of (seen) people using an iron to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Is that a euphemism for choking the chicken?
Press on, Chef.
any pounded pork chops…?
“I’ll have the stomped steak instead. Well stomped, please!”
No pressed duck? I guess he won’t iron anything out in there.
As long as he doesn’t choke the chicken.
Nah, I’ll come back after I put the squeeze in my chick..en!
I found duck fat spray in the grilling section. You can turn pork rind into pressed duck with this stuff.
With chicken going to “market price”, who can afford it?
The other option – the pork is jerked.
Pressed rat and warthog perhaps?
How about some depressed duck.
Put the “squeeze” on? Are you saying you’re going to chock my Chicken?
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Ratkin almost 2 years ago
He’d prefer to squeeze some chicks himself.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
There’s a squished turkey out in the road.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Or put a pleat in some meat.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Do you get pressed duck with an iron? I’ve heard of (seen) people using an iron to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
Is that a euphemism for choking the chicken?
Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Press on, Chef.
InTraining almost 2 years ago
any pounded pork chops…?
BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“I’ll have the stomped steak instead. Well stomped, please!”
uniquename almost 2 years ago
No pressed duck? I guess he won’t iron anything out in there.
offord almost 2 years ago
As long as he doesn’t choke the chicken.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nah, I’ll come back after I put the squeeze in my chick..en!
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
I found duck fat spray in the grilling section. You can turn pork rind into pressed duck with this stuff.
ljoneale Premium Member almost 2 years ago
With chicken going to “market price”, who can afford it?
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
The other option – the pork is jerked.
LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pressed rat and warthog perhaps?
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
How about some depressed duck.
bigplayray almost 2 years ago
Put the “squeeze” on? Are you saying you’re going to chock my Chicken?