Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 12, 2022

better luck next time, Andy… if there’s a next time without being called Granddad

Remember Andy, the older you get the better you were! it’s Lucky if you were hoping she wouldleave!

It’s certainly better than being slapped.

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but again a repeat ,our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s flirting always ends up with being called grandad :o), my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as mr bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day? ours should be quite busy but we should cope I hope, we both are in a good mood and after our bulk shopping is done , we have no more errands to run , jjjjuuuust keep inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The beer taps seem to have vanished.

If I’d had a kid when I was her age, he’d be too old for her. I can still enjoy the scenery, don’t need to climb the mountain.

That is as lucky as Andy gets.

Looks like Capp lost a potential “sucker” to cadge beers from.

The smile was wiped quickly from Andy’s face.

Lost out again….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-12th-may-2022-26872674

wait til Flo hear about this….

Andy is lucky that he did not get hit with her purse.

Finish off her drink Andy – all is not lost.

If she told HIM to clear off, why is SHE the one heading out the door?

Perhaps “clear off” could be the clean version of FU?

In my 25 years of alcoholic level drinking I never once flirted outside my standard 5 and 5 age range. 5 years younger or 5 years older than my age at the time.

I guess they wasn’t much of a chance getting a pint from her.

Maybe great grand pappy.

Does Andy have children?

There are worse things she could have told him.

That was mean! (Andy Capp is just like that all the time.)

I guess this isn’t Andy’s day to get lucky.