F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 03, 2022

He should try the North Beach Olive Diet.

It’s easier if you just move into the fridge. Be sure to take a chamber pot, though.

that is called take out you just eat out of the containers

He’d save a bunch of money and wouldn’t have to Geico.

Even skipping the microwave?

Just set up a trough for him.

You can reduce it more by making do without the big coffe cup/bowl and Ween yourself from the spoon with bare fingers.

Corn dogs it is…..

Yer gonna get yelled at for standing there with the fridge door open!

You’ll probably develop a paunch and flat feet.

Could you move away from the sink while I eat lunch>

Just get you a chef and dishwasher…

And she is going to eliminate slobs who eat directly from the refrigerator from her life.

Looks like sliced deli meat, string cheese, baby carrots, tubes of cookies dough and cans of whipped cream are in your future…

…unless that’s still too much work. Then you’re only hope is getting adopted by a prehistoric, giant roc that will take you back to its nest and regurgitate meals directly into your open mouth.

fridge to microwave to over-the-sink to in-the-sink (or dishwasher)

In many ways that’s a good idea, but that leaves out all frozen meals. Unless you have an all ice cream diet.