F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 02, 2022

Are those Mockingbirds?? Why, of all the nerve!!

They probably stole the clothes off dolls in the landfill.

I sense the influence of Yogi and Boo-Boo here….

(Nature watch: today I saw another alpha male grackle standing on a big piece of bread and fighting off his own harem every time they tried to come take a bit of it from him. Wasn’t around long enough to see if they repeated an earlier pattern I’ve observed, where one female would blatantly try to steal part of the goodies right in front of him, and while he was distracted chasing her off all the other females would come and grab their share.)

Crow chapeau.

From the Yaffle store???

They’re making fun of us. “Ho ho, look, I am an office worker now.”

I think a top hat would be a good look for a crow.

If we were their inspiration they’d be wearing over-sized t-shirts and baggy shorts. Even they would soon discover it is difficult to grip a wire with flip-flops on your claws.

You should be more concerned about where they are getting the material. :)

All those birds flying around NEKKID!

For that matter, underneath our clothes we are ALL NEKKID!

They got the idea from Scare Crows…

It happened naturally. If they learned it from humans they would also be on their cell phones.

later they’ll get naked as a jaybird…

later they’ll get naked as a jaybird…