Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for May 07, 2022

Watched too many episodes of "Gill"igan’s Island.

If you can balance the bowl on your head without spilling the water like they can, maybe your dad will get you one.

But be aware, dude: A fish rots from the head down

Why? They hurt your head.

“Daddy, why does every adult male in this burg have Buddy Ebsen legs?”

’Bowl’er hats they ain’t.

Ah the old balance the fish bowl on your head while you take a walk trick.

Me too.

I don’t think I’d want to walk around with a goldfish bowl on my head.