Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 15, 2022

This crime is so subtle and cunning, even I don’t know whether I’m actually committing it.

“ROOKIE UNICORN!” To be precise.

To be fair it’s usually expected for someone to run after pressing the doorbell, so Marigold kind of wins. Or wins by merit of “Unicorn!”.

But yeah wonder what Phoebe thinks so far of Pastel Unicorns G5.

it would be hard for Lord Splendid Humility to do such a prank; he’d too humble to think of executing it

Remember when your kid first discovered “jokes” but still had no clue how they actually work? This reminded me…

You know, this would probably be exactly the kind of “prank” I’d play.

Uni know that this is corny

“Ding, Dong, a Dore"

Beauty: HIGH

Sparkle: HIGH

Egocentrism: HIGH

Cleverness: Needs work

Conflicting feelings marigold!

Marigold plays by Calvinball rules.

Hope she never discovers the burning bag of unicorn poo trick.

Is this a rerun? I feel like I’ve seen this before. Also, Marigold hasn’t used that catchphrase in a long time.

Cultural differences.

“Great prank.”

(imagines a different version of this dialogue in this cartoon)

Good prank.

Does glitter burn?

Come to think of it, I’d rather have the unicorn stay so I could see it, too. Never did care for pranks and practical jokes.

did phoebe’s house always have double doors?