Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 12, 2022

But you’re not!

We had to wait for a basketball game to end before the marriage ceremony could begin. Our team was in the NCAA quarterfinals. (They won that game)

His record for never missing a Celtics game is intact.

Celtics fans should not marry Knicks fans.

Has Dana Summers never been to a wedding? The bride ALWAYS stands on the OTHER side (to the left of the groom).

Is there a couch in the bridal suite? Otherwise, he’ll be sleeping on the floor.

Trouble ahead, trouble behind. Casey Jones you better watch your speed.

Trouble ahead of the Celtics?

Should’ve waited until she said “I do”…

marriage is overrated, but not nearly as much as weddings

It would have better for the marriage if he was listening to a hockey game, they seldom score.

The Celtics just Scored !

BUT WILL YOU?

Go Celtics!

Disaster ahead if they’re in Scotland and she’s a Rangers fan.