FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 14, 2022

well, Roger, at least you had fun

You got soaked. Big time. And not just by the rain.

At least you understand what wet behind the ears means now

Sounds of my dad. We had to paint the bottom of the boat, when it was lifted out of the water and we could stand on the ice, -20 F, Lake Simcoe.

Wife & I took the dogs for a walk yesterday. Ended up the same way.

Served you right for going golfing during a rainstorm. This isn’t Caddyshack, you know.

My father always referred to golf as ‘cow pasture pool’.

Looks like golf was a different kind of drinking game in all that rain.

If this is mansplaining, I apologize: Casablanca.

Congratulations, Roger, you just got the joke.

Or maybe you didn’t. Probably.

That’s what happens when you wear cotten. Should have worn fleece

Those clothes will need washing despite the rain.