Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 07, 2022

Homeless Pigeons?

He took a wrong tern.

This joke took a tern for the worst

He must have missed that left turn at Albuquerque.

One time I saw four mountain ranges.

Need to upgrade to a quieter model

Albacross

Those beaks look like Ibises…..but I doubt they would be flying over mountain ranges. Most of them are in my yard, digging for grubs.

Gull driver.

GPS?

we have SEAGULLS In western PA were there is no water at all. just fast food were they wait for fries. sad. don’t worry about climate change .no cares anyway

… as they fly over the Alps.

Well I’m pretty “Shore” they are lost.

These birds are unshore of everything. They need a Range Rover.

Sea gullibles

That’s exactly what Lewis and Clark thought when they reached the Bitterroot mountain range in Idaho.

I used to guide air force airmen that wanted to backpack through the Sawtooths of Idaho. That was one of my tricks to keep them moving. “When will we stop, take a break?” “On that next peak”Thing is, you can’t tell when you reach that next peak. I always made them worry we were lost when I would never make a stopping point to return “home.” Loved the look on their faces when we reached our starting point from a different direction that we set out. Yes, you do walk in circles!

Gullible

Reminds me of what my buddies kept saying for almost 30 miles after they talked me into riding bicycles up to Grandma’s cottage on Lake Gage.

Shouldn’t have got directions from a Bar headed goose as they migrate across the Himalayas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar-headed_goose

If there are four mountain ranges to cross and they’re looking for the Pacific Ocean, odds are good that they’re flying over southern Oregon.

Finding the seashore is easy. Just look for Sally.