Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for March 10, 2022

Just going to leave without comment……..

I’m just trying to think of a wise crack…

Not needed. With a bidet you get a wise crack.

“I wouldn’t touch that line with a ten foot pole.” – Red Skelton (also Ed Wynn, and many others)

PS: Installed or IKEA?

Here’s looking up your old address….

I know what you’re going to say.

You never have used a bidet.

It’s not just the Ritz

that offers a spritz.

At home or away, “Let us spray!”

Catching some whiffs of allspice and Dad’s old cigar box.

That other lady is about to give up. :)

Poetry from the rear of the class.

A “bouquet” of stinkweed?