Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 19, 2022

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    “That’ll teach them not to turn their back on me.”

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That story did sound like a cover-up!

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    cdward  about 2 years ago

    Georgie W took an axe

    And gave his neighbors forty whacks

    When he saw what he had done

    He gave his father forty-one

    (Apologies to Lizzie Borden)

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    Linguist  about 2 years ago

    " Oh, them? Well, it’s a long story… "

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 2 years ago

    It was an accident, the axe slipped.

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    mokspr Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And thus the tradition of the Purge Night was conceived.

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    ncorgbl  about 2 years ago

    As told by Kellyanne Conway’ s great, great grandmother while serving as Aaron Burr’s campaign manager.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    “Although we probably do need to talk about the cherry tree, too.”

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    dan collins, always on the cutting edge…

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    RabbitDad  about 2 years ago

    Well of course the adult isn’t going to speak harshly to him, the kid has an axe!(apologies to Justin Thompson of “Mythtickle”)

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