Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 02, 2022

I guess the question is what “human” invention WASN’T invented by unicorns?

It seems that the human code of ethics always prevails in stories involving aliens. What a homogeneous universe that would create.

That must mean unicorns “invented” Star Wars. “May the unicorn be with you!”

Bet Unicorns are also the cause of cat and dogs feuding despite Grandpa Simpson claiming to be responsible for that.

Well, there is a unicorn constellation. Coincidence? I think not!

So just like human sci fi, then.

Man, Phoebe really has Marigold completely figured out. Is that the mark of a best friend’s bond, or are unicorns just that predictable?

Phoebe understands Unicorn tropes too well. But on the plus side, she’s got all the skills to make a Unicorn TVTropes page for Unicorns to stare at for hours (not unlike how most humans stare at TVTropes for hours).

Personally, I think the unicorns didn’t actually invent everything first…they just like saying so, because, y’know, UNICORN and all that—their egos won’t allow for the alternative. :P

Supposedly the first human SF story was “Frankenstein.” Maybe the first unicorn SF story involved a scientist trying to create the most glorious unicorn ever….

Egotists are a bore and a bother even sparkly ones.

Ah, so THAT’s where humans got the idea for science fiction.