Clay Jones for January 26, 2022

BARF!!!!!!!

I hear she used to date Mr. Potato Head before he went gender neutral.

He is perverted enough.

I thought Tucker was opposed to “green” on — I guess I can’t really call it “principle”.

This is what he does in his spare time.

Seth Meyers really skewered him: https://www.thedailybeast.com/seth-meyers-mocks-tucker-carlsons-sexy-mandms-meltdown

Creates fake outrage to distract from the real outrages of the right.

So… The party of Family Values was so not satisfied enough with an ex-resident that wants to do his own daughter that they found a blathering, rage-filled guy that sounds far, far too much like he wants to bump nasty with a piece of candy.

Which fits because he’s such a candy a**

I would say that this goofy debacle has finished off Ftucker’s believability among anyone with an I.Q. higher then room temperature, but he NEVER HAD ANY TO BEGIN WITH!!!!

Will fox “news” be seen as comedy/tragedy by future generations?

What’s next to the “woke” idiots?

I was wondering why all the stores were keeping M&Ms behind the counter these days.

Mr. Potatoe head, Dr. Suess, CRT and now M&M’s, Is this the stuff Puliter’s are made of?

Mars has relented and will now add a Tucker Carlson M&M.

They’re all white, extra bitter and will meltdown when mixed with multicolored M&Ms.

I wonder how many people remember that M&Ms were originally created for the original ANTIFA, A.K.A. the American Military, during World War 2??

Forrest Mars, Sr., son of the Mars Company founder, Frank C. Mars, copied the idea for the candy in the 1930s during the Spanish Civil War when he saw soldiers eating British-made Smarties, chocolate pellets with a colored shell of what confectioners call hard panning (essentially hardened sugar syrup) surrounding the outside, preventing the sweets (candies) from melting. Mars received a patent for his own process on March 3, 1941. Production began in 1941 in a factory located at 285 Badger Avenue in Clinton Hill, Newark, New Jersey. When the company was founded it was M&M Limited. The two ’M’s represent the names of Forrest E. Mars Sr., the founder of Newark Company, and Bruce Murrie, son of Hershey Chocolate’s president William F. R. Murrie, who had a 20 percent share in the product. The arrangement allowed the candies to be made with Hershey chocolate, as Hershey had control of the rationed chocolate at the time.

The company’s first big customer was the U.S. Army, which saw the invention as a way to allow soldiers to carry chocolate in tropical climates without it melting. During World War II, the candies were exclusively sold to the military.

So that is what the green m&m does when she is not on a super bowl commercial!

It may be a green M&M but Tucker is really drooling over Putin.

Just the other day I was mentioning that I get Clay’s toons and blogs mailed to me (you all should do it!) and, in this case, the blog cleared up the toon completely—I hadn’t so much as heard of Tucker Carlson’s latest perversion. His gig at the Fox Propaganda Channel is, of course, to be an idiot (comes naturally to him) lying to even bigger idiots. (No person of even bare mininum intelligence would ever fall for his lies and cons—they are far, far too dopey for that.) But his bats__t crazy attempt to cast the attempted coup as a “false flag” operation adds an even darker stain on his character (to use the term loosely in his case). Yes, Carlson is very damn stupid. Yes, Carlson is a compulsive liar. Yes, Carlson is delusional. But Carlson is aiding and abetting traitors to the United States of America. So what else is Tucker Carlson? EVIL.

Betcha Carlson would’ve volunteered to help the military seize voting machines for Traitor Trump if Trump had given him some candy to “play” with…….

Will that be plain or peanut Mr. KKKarlson?

When my spouse read this story to me, he prefaced it by saying that it was NOT from the Onion.

It is a shame that stupid things like this get noticed, but the information about child slave labor being used in Africa to supply the chocolate doesn’t get any traction.

At least Tucker has a sense of humor, unlike most libs!

Both the female M&Ms are voiced by Black women (Cree Summer is Green, and Vanessa Williams is Brown), but the male M&Ms are all voiced by white guys. There’s something to be outraged about in that, but I’m not sure which way.

More of a wipe than a skewer