Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for February 16, 2022

That depends. Do you consider it your neck of the woods?

Try going over the mountain

Check the outhouse?

Well, duh, you’re supposed to wonder what you are supposed to do up there.

Are there any woods?

Search for the pope

Ursa minor.

Well, as moon bears (like yourself) live “throughout the deciduous forests of Asia,” deciding where to go forest is what you do best.

Does a bear sh*t on the moon?

Does a bear poop in the woods? How about on the moon?

Hibernate.

Do bears ______ on the moon?

I’d decide that I probably should return to Earth and see if there’s a spot open to be a Wiley bear in “Non Sequiter.” It’s a safer gig.

…first read ‘On a Clair Day’ today…you’ll have your answer….( moon…woods…cum se cum sa….)

Desmond the moon bear!